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I don't like cilantro, but I fucking love cheefin dro, Shakespeare, and beautiful women. Also Long Island, cats, mermaids, rainbows, homos, unicorns, college, lizards, parties, dancing, Batman, film and theatre, sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll. Paws up.


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gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

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le-blastoise:

le-blastoise:

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psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

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Marilyn Monroe photographed by Ben Ross, 1953.

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Ben Ross, 1953.

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spermbanker:

i think bein nice and warm and friendly is a cool and hip thing to do

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