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27284 Notes / Fri Aug 22nd, 2014 reblog

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113332 Notes / Fri Aug 22nd, 2014 reblog

Artist: Lana Del Rey
Song: Off To The Races
Album: Born To Die
18340 Notes / Fri Aug 22nd, 2014 reblog

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

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applepythons:

I was gonna go with Faramir and Eowyn as names for the new Angolans, but now I’m thinking Fangorn and Lorien might be more fitting. 

applepythons:

I was gonna go with Faramir and Eowyn as names for the new Angolans, but now I’m thinking Fangorn and Lorien might be more fitting. 

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169 Notes / Fri Aug 22nd, 2014 reblog

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19169 Notes / Fri Aug 22nd, 2014 reblog

Artist: Lady Gaga
Song: Paparazzi (Live At The 09 VMA's)
Album: Paparazzi (Live At The 09 VMA's)
10041 Notes / Fri Aug 22nd, 2014 reblog

curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

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324588 Notes / Fri Aug 22nd, 2014 reblog

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96644 Notes / Wed Aug 20th, 2014 reblog
tokomon:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

BONE TITTIES

tokomon:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

BONE TITTIES

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Artist: Lady Gaga
Song: Over the Rainbow
Album:
995 Notes / Wed Aug 20th, 2014 reblog
tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

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